Navigating the high seas of Calorie Restriction... one freaking, frustrating bite at a time... I'm a REALLY nice person who drops little sweet comments all over the World Wide Web, except on this blog where I think it's funny to be mean and play a little honest Maleficent... there has to be some reason those idiotic "Chillin' With The Villain" t-shirts are so popular. Can we outlaw those?